Made In Canada Welcomes Foreigners Willing To Work

Introduction

Made In Canada, a proposal to ease the global Foreigner situation and transform Canada into an economic superpower.

With unprecedented mass migration due to wars, disasters, gangs, and dire economic conditions, Made In Canada proposes the following:

Import foreigners to Canada to work in special economic zones.
Special economic zones have factories and social services; to compete wages in the zones are tied to Chinese and Mexican labour rates ($5-$8 USD).
Foreigners work in these economic zones for seven years with housing, childcare and advanced STEM education programs provided.
After seven years, families graduate and enter the general Canadian population, or return to their home country if they don’t work well.
Canadian citizens are welcome to live and work at Made In Canada special economic zones. Subject to the same hourly wage labor requirements and work regimens as Foreigners.

Create a sustainable solution for the largest mass migration of humans in civilized history.
Develop sustainable solutions for Canadian industries suffering from labor shortages.
Develop zones to reduce inflationary pressure on the broader Canadian economy with the increased Foreigner population.
Most importantly, create an educational pipeline for the advancement of industries in Canada by educating adult Foreigners in Canadian work ethics and foreign children in advanced STEM fields so Canada is building spaceships and energy solutions instead of serving coffee and donuts.

Made In Canada will provide free childcare and advanced degrees to the general Canadian population.
Publicly funded degrees require recipients to stay in Canada for two decades
Those that depart Canada must pay annual penalties to break their contracts

Made In Canada will also fund these programs by implementing a wealth tax on high-income Canadians:

2% annual tax on those holding wealth portfolios of >$50MM.
3% annual tax for >$1B portfolios.
If high-income Canadians depart Canada to avoid taxation, they are subject to a 50% wealth departure tax.

Made In Canada will potentially piss off some Canadians.
When they realize they are already complicit in the international slave trade by the very clothing on their backs they won’t be mad anymore.
Some will grumble that they don’t want ‘these Foreigners bringing their problems to Canada’, this too will pass when they realize only the most ambitious Foreigners successfully reach asylum
Canadian lucky-duckies who have the means to buy fair-trade and do not engage in international slavery will still find Made In Canada deplorable, they are invited to volunteer at Made In Canada economic zones. Yes, these ideas are controversial but they are more rational than the status quo, no?