The controversial Canadian artist Jared The Jew is allegedly running for leader of The Progressive Conservative Party of Canada. His election platform, Energize Canada, provides Canadians free gasoline by building an oil refinery in Alberta with a national pipeline. To strengthen Canada’s ability to compete against China and Mexico, Energize Canada will rewrite The Canadian Charter Of Rights And Freedoms to legalize slavery, allowing Canada to import migrant workers. Energize Canada will also give Canadians free Wi-Fi, privatize prisons, legalize prostitution, strategically invest in transportation infrastructure and alternative energy technologies, bring back the death penalty, and reduce taxes for middle-class families by 50%.
ENERGIZE CANADA
A 25-year Plan To Transform Canada Into An Economic Superpower
- Free gasoline and data for Canadians
- 50% tax cut by for middle-class families
- Privatize prisons
- Reinstate the death penalty
- Legalize prostitution
- Import migrant labor
- Invest in infrastructure and alternative energy
ENERGIZE CANADA
A 25-year Plan To Transform Canada Into An Economic Superpower
- Free gasoline and Wi-Fi for Canadians
- 50% tax cut by for middle-class families
- Privatize prisons
- Reinstate the death penalty
- Legalize prostitution
- Import migrant labor
- Invest in infrastructure and alternative energy
how it works
Energize Canada provides Canadians free gasoline and data to get shit done.
Why FREE GASOLINE?
Gasoline powers homes, provides warmth, and improves life for Canadians.
Roadmap
Energize Canada is a 25-year infrastructure plan. The first 15 years rely on fossil fuels to generate tax revenue, which is invested in alternative energy technologies. This will enable a seamless transition to clean energy within 25 years.
Building an Alberta oil refinery and a nationwide pipeline will create high-paying jobs in engineering and construction, resulting in trickle-down economics and sparking demand for high-value goods and services. From home building to appliance manufacturing employment will surge across Canada.
Additional infrastructure projects include battery and solar initiatives in Quebec, agricultural and health science projects in Saskatchewan, Manitoba, and Northern Canada, energy projects in BC and the Atlantic provinces, and urban transportation investments in BC, Alberta, Quebec, and Ontario.
How is this possible?
Energize Canada will use the time-honored tradition of printing money—not a lot but enough to fund high-paying jobs and infrastructure projects to turn Canada into an economic superpower.
Does printing money cause inflation?
All economies print money, therefore inflation is natural.
But what is money?
fiat currencies
Fiat currencies are printed money, not coupled to gold or silver, with no objective value because they cannot be exchanged for gold or silver.
Therefore, fiat currencies are literally dirty pieces of paper that unwitting populations use to exchange goods and services.
Historically the Canadian dollar was tied to gold, however, in 1933 Canada printed more money than there was gold in the country’s reserves, so the government decoupled the dollar from gold making the Canadian dollar a fiat currency.
When is Printing money bad?
Printing money is problematic when done excessively, like when the liberals printed too much during the 2020 pandemic and gave money to everyone, which resulted in no one going to work and extreme inflation.
When is printing money good?
Printing money for infrastructure, like oil refineries and pipelines, creates economic trickle-down benefits for everyone.
With Canada’s small population and large landmass, the country is strategically positioned to print money and import migrant workers.
Made In Canada
To compete against China and Mexico, Energize Canada will rewrite Canada’s Charter of Rights and Freedoms to create a two-tier labor market and import migrant workers to manufacture goods within Made In Canada economic zones.
Wages in the zones are tied to Chinese and Mexican labor rates ($5 to $7 USD an hour) to allow Canadian manufacturers to produce low cost goods and compete internationally.
Migrants will receive seven-year contracts that provide housing and social services. With seven years of training, migrants graduate from the zones and enter the general population.
If migrants do not perform during their seven-year contracts, they will be evicted from Canada.
Why LEGALIZE PROSTITUTION?
Prostitution is worth an estimated $4 billion to the Canadian economy annually. For example, Amsterdam where prostitution is legal and the primary tourist attraction, generated 7.3 billion euros in 2023 from tourism. Canadian tourism will flourish with legalized prostitution, creating jobs and tax windfalls for The Government Of Canada.
Why PRIVATIZE PRISONS?
Energize Canada will keep streets clean of drug addicts and homelessiness by incentivizing incarceration. Privatized prisons will drive demand for legal professionals, police, and penal services, creating jobs and keeping Canada safe.
Why Bring Back THE DEATH PENALTY?
To protect children, Energize Canada will implement the death penalty exclusively for child abuse cases.
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